Jon Williams Went on Holiday...

And came back with a photo for me, which I'm very grateful for. Now usually I don't count photos unless the said person is in the photo, but he's such a nice bloke and good artist (links attached) that i'm letting this one slide.

Anyway I hope you're well, we've just got back
fromBarcelona and I saw this there and got a photo for you: )Cheers and all the
best Jon

http://www.myspace.com/talesofthesidewalk

http://www.createtodestroy.com/main.htm

James' Potty Eyes

He's thinks he is funny, under 16's look away now as the whole tone is about to be lowered...

I know no one is in the picture, but i will
swear to the fact that it was taken in Dunedin, New Zealand (eat shit map!) and i think was originally a sign for a uni-sex toilet, its just asking for trouble.
As for Steve, you will have to decide for yourself which one he is... Please
don't ask me what i was doing taking pictures outside toilets or why I keep
sending in pictures of Steve in some form of sexual activity. I'm sure a
psychologist would have a field day with that one. Also after several pints I
came to realise that Steve could be using the alias ST Eve, patron saint of
generic females, and so maybe a wider search would be required. Anyway on with
the gag... James

A Mike Email Special, including Seagull-Man scene.

Mickkkkkky writes...

just a few things that I either meant to send to youages ago, or question if they were valid, or I justdid it.The last one I only sent it cos I think it's thesmallest Steve in the world, bearing in mind that thegreen thing is the drip plugged into my vein, it sortof puts the size of the steve into perspective. anyway, I'm going to bed now. So tired, can't evenformulate coherent sentences anymore.nighty night

Two More For Leicester...

The Lovely Jo, now arts editor of the demon newspaper and awesomely outrageous former neighbour and all round good guy Rich...

It won't affect the map at all, but both are and were very much appreciated.

Some Recent and no so recent Myspaced photos...

On the Tin...

The Map!!!

The onelostmap is back at last, here it is, in all its international glory.

Map can also be viewed here...http://www.frappr.com/onelosthousemate

A Man Called Jon

Jon got hold of me through the medium of Myspace the other day. Seeming I haven't seen him since the year 2000 I can't really say what he is up to, but he sent me this very nice message.

Hay was perusing myspace after a few drinks and realised i recognised you. I was at clarendon the year above you, dont know if you remember me. But anyways i ran into steve a while back and thought you might like this pic to add to your collection.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b320/jonslator/me-and-steve.jpg

Jon.

No need to use the link, as I have it right here. Thanks Jon, hope to hear from you again soon

James 2...

and then I hate you more.

OK so I'm doing this on my friends behalf as he can't be arsed but i think its more than valid
This time Steve is at the top of the worlds highest cable car in Merida, Venezuela....
demonstrating how to do a perfect base jump or something
For record purposes my mates name is Chris
Hope this helps you find him

J

James....

You might need help...

heres a post from a while back...

Whilst on one of my more adventurous....erm.....adventures (stupid vocabulary!), I can across Steve himself. Unfortunately it goes against your advice of only taking pictures from Earth and so I am willing to forgo any reward this particular picture might earn me. However for your information Steve was on holiday at the very calm sounding Sea of Tranquility. Id also like to point out that both Steve and I share the ability to breath in Space and that might be why we have magic halo-like-things and no shadows and a number of other things that might make the picture look less genuine than it really is!! James Please do not underestimate just how much spare time I have now thanks to Alan

Bernard....

Just incase you all missed it, or more likely I missed it, here it is again,

Well, I think I may have found Steve. He was here all the time on Holiday in Sunny Hunny with his family. Photo taken on 3 June 2006 on the Promenade at Hunstanton.
Best Wishes
Bernard Beckett
from Wisbech

Can you help This man...

Amin Al-Sharani sends me this highly important letter...


My name is Mr. Amin Al-Sharani from Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I am a
merchant here in Dubai dealing in Ornamentals, Oriental Carpets and
Artifacts and life was very smooth for me until about three(3) years
ago when I was first diagnosed of Cancer of the Larynx.
Before I
became ill, I deposited twenty four million dollars($24,000 000.OO) in
a long-term deposit vault of a security/finance company in Europe and I
didn`t state any new TRUSTEE / BENEFICIARY after the lost of my entire
family when the money was deposited and if I died without stating any
the money will automatically go into the coffers of the security
company and I don`t want this to happen. I have left the hospital and
presently receiving treatment in an acupuncture clinic, I have been
undergoing treatment for Oesophageal Cancer at the hospital. I have
since lost my ability to talk clearly and my doctors have told me that
I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money
disburse to charity organizations and victims of natural disasters.
Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me process these deposit
and disburse it amongst charity organizations. Meanwhile I have set
aside 30% for you for your time and patience.
Remain blessed,
Amin Al-
Sharani


Remain blessed I shall, Mr Sharani, put together in this photo fit, right, wants your money, and he's going to kill you.

Spread the Joy!!!!

Onelosthousemate is back and now it is time to update the whole world on all the lovely things that are happening. Expect a fully updated map as soon as i can be arsed, possibly with super duper google earth attachment but maybe not...

Here is Latvian Kat, as she shall now been known, hustling women for a look of their own piss, at least I know what she gets up to at the pub now...

Kat Writes...

in Amsterdam they teach girls to use the loo... hmmmmm..

AT LAST...

Ok so things have been very quiet for a while, there hasn't been alot coming in, and in fairness there has not been alot going out (cue trip to Germany) but Here I give you the one photo that really matter. The one photo in which now the Becketts can hold their collective heads up high and say YES! We are the first onelostfamily.

and in true Noel Edmonds style (because I can't get hotmail to work)

I KNOW YOU'LL BE BACK... to see a photo of Bernard Beckett the man who made it all worthwhile

Just The Ticket...

Ticket
Originally uploaded by onelosthousemate.

Is it me or is this Steve carrying a ticket larger than his head. The picture would just look ridiculous if he could fit that in his pocket

onelosthousemate keyrings...

Are now for sale. Contact me at onelosthousemate@hotmail.co.uk